There was something different about my employee, James. It was the same the next day, and the next. He asked me for a raise twice in a month and both times I said yes. I just couldn’t say no to that suave, collected, California tan. It wasn’t until months later, in the Spring, when he bested me three for five at my private tennis club, that I discovered his secret. I’d run out of sunscreen, and I asked to borrow his. He wouldn’t let me. I pressed, but he resisted. Why the mystery, I wondered. Finally, when he left for a bathroom break, I dug into his bag and took a look. He was using tinted sunscreen! He’d been using it this whole time! He wasn’t tan at all—it was all cosmetic! I slathered some on my face and caught my reflection in a pane of glass. I looked like Zeus. I felt like Apollo. “Alright,” I said when he got back. “You ready for another game?”
Tinted sunscreen can protect from UV rays while adding color to a person’s complexion. Image credit: Flickr user Joe Shlabotnik (CC BY 2.0)